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Where is the Milk?
December 24th has turned the Meet and Fuck mall into a wild Christmas Eve riot. People flood in from all corners, drawn not just by the festive vibe but by the irresistible scent of oven-baked cookies fresh from the mall's kitchens. But as the hordes gather around, eager to snag those sweet treats, a serious problem bubbles up. Milk—yes, the crucial partner to those cookies—is running dangerously low. Without enough milk, the rich, buttery flavor of those oven-fresh cookies loses its magic. You find yourself elbow-deep in this mess, trying to wrestle your way to the milk cooler, since you know the cookies here only truly satisfy when paired with a cold glass of milk. The air is filled with heat from the ovens, the scent of cookies, and the heavy tension of a milk shortage crisis. Everybody’s bigger, bolder, and hungrier this night, their appetites truly tested by the scarcity of the perfect cookie-and-milk combo. Do you have what it takes to claim your share before the milk runs out and leave with a grin full of crumbs and satisfaction?.