Gamers (of Princess Zelda) are synonymous with masturbators, not because they play games per se, but because the lifestyle they lead and the hobbies they like usually come with a price -- that price is being socially inept and failing to acquire the one achievement which they can never achieve in any video game ever: Getting a real girlfriend. Not all gamers out there fit this profile, but most of them do and they`re usually pretty familiar with nerd culture shit like Anime, super ironic deep-fried memes, and others. The Princess Zelda are the best and you know what? Are you really going to go through an hour of downloading and installation just to get your fap on? I know my dick doesn`t have that kind of patience. I like that you can just jump in and start playing games, and because the games are small and simple, you can even have multiple games running at once. Sure, the Princess Zelda probably won`t last you longer than a day, but unless you are a complete fucking degenerate, I doubt you`ll be fapping for hours on end anyway. There`s a comment section on the Princess Zelda page. I`m a little disappointed nobody has said anything about Princess Zelda even though it was uploaded a month ago. Princess Zelda users aren`t big commenters, apparently.