Survie Porn Games

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Gamers (of Survie Porn Games) are synonymous with masturbators, not because they play games per se, but since the approach to life they lead and the pastimes they enjoy usually include a price -- that price is being socially inept and failing to acquire the one achievement which they can never achieve from any video game ever: Getting a real girlfriend. Maybe not all gamers available fit this profile, but most of them do and they`re usually pretty familiar with nerd culture shit like Anime, super ironic deep-fried memes, and others. These Survie Porn Games are all played straight from the website, so you won`t need to worry about things like registration, downloading, and other annoying shit that can indeed take the air out of your ballsack. It also makes it easy to play multiple games all at the same time, for-you multi tasking fappers out there. Don`t play too long. Marathon gaming can be a fun way to pass the time, however, it can have a important impact on your health. Sitting for prolonged periods of time can leave your back in pain and the insistent movability of controlling the game can lead to carpal tunnel syndrome. Make sure that you take frequent cracks when gaming, and get up and budge around away from the television or monitor to give your body and eyes a rest.

Zombie Hooker XXX-mas

10 May 21
330

Action gameplay, zombie hordes and buxom hooker with a shotgun? Just add xmas to that list and you will understand what to expect from this game! You will take hot hooker under your manage. But maybe not to the purpose you may think very first - the task will be to save Santa's elven helpers who got dropped somewhere in the woods. And because they ought to be saved then there's supposed to be a threat for them and this hazard will likely be dozens and dozens of undead monsters who slinking from the woods. Luckkily enough you'll see quite appropriate gifts - a bunch of distinct wepons and ammo scattered somewhere around the region. So catch the gun, shoot zombies, catch the elf and... make him sense safer from the closed doors of your trailer! And you don't even have to wait for holiday season to join the celebration!